Stephen Colbert Says Moby Is Just As Credible As Kellyanne Conway

According to the musicians post on social media, he learned of these details after spending the weekend talking to friends who work in DC. Moby also specifically claimed that the russian dossier on trump is real. 100% real, referring to a document that intelligence chiefs had given to Trump as incoming chairman and then-President Barack Obama, as CNN is available in January. BuzzFeed rapidly published the full, unverified dossier after that initial report.

On Friday nights The Late Show, Stephen Colbert expended part of his monologue making fun of Mobys claims, starting the segment by describing him as an electronic artist and newborn in graduate school.

After highlighting a few of Mobys accusations, Colbert mockingly said, And you know you can trust Moby, hes get connections in the highest echelons of Washingtons vegan cafes.

Part of Mobys post that referred to the internal document about Trump countries, hes being blackmailed by the russian government , not just for being pee-pee on by russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things. Joking about Moby bringing up the urine-related accusation( that remains unsubstantiated ), Colbert said, You know youve been in the music industry for too long when being peed on by hookers starts to sound tame.

To wrap up his initial social media post, Moby wrote that he was coming out and exposing all of this because if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand. Colbert made a gag about this as well.

If youre wondering when Mobys Instagram became the public record, it was shortly after Trumps Twitter-feed became the Library of Congress, the comedian said to a heightened sum of studio laughter.

after expending the weekend talking to friends who work in dc i can safely( well,' accurately ‘…) post the following things: 1-the russian dossier on trump is real. 100% real. he's being blackmailed by the russian government , not just for being peed on by russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things. 2-the trump administration is in collusion with the russian government, and has been since day one. 3-the trump administration needs a war, most likely with iran. at present the objective is putting u.s warships off the shores of the iran in the hope that iran will attack one of the ships and give the u.s a pretense for invasion. 4-there are right wing plans to get rid of trump. he's a drain on their fundraising and their acceptance ratings, and the gop and koch brothers and other u.s right wing groups are planning to get rid of trump. 5-intelligence agencies around the world, and here in the u.s, are horrified by the incompetence of the trump administration, and are working to present information that will lead to high level firings and, ultimately, impeachment. i'm writing these things so that when/ if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand. these are truly mystify and horrifying hours, as we have an incompetent chairwoman who is essentially owned by a foreign power. -moby

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But the focus of Colberts monologue wasnt simply to be hard on Moby. The comedian also brought up Tom Arnolds December claims that he has seen out-takes from The Apprentice where Trump uses the N-word. Colbert wondered whether its actually that crazy that random celebs are coming forward with such stinging accusations.

Random celebs claiming to have clay on the president seems crazy until you remember that the president is a random celeb, told Colbert, who continued with his best line of the piece, Things are so weird right now, that Moby and Tom Arnold seem more reliable than Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer.

Moby continued to make anti-Trump posts throughout the week, including the photo below with the caption, Yes Mistress Putin.

“Yes Mistress Putin” @realdonaldtrump

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