Is that whole #OccupyLexingtonPark thing still going on? That was the one Hillary Clinton senior consultant Philippe Reines had believed up to keep President Trump awake with air cornets after his long flight back from Finland and his summit with Vladimir Putin.

It doesn't matter, because we're sure whoever's protest will proportion like the Red Sea to make room for Rosie O'Donnell and a bevy of Broadway superstars. This protest is gonna be so hot, it could melting through steel.

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