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Vodka soda

She never misses a barre class. Her nails are always done perfectly. She started wearing a choker before you did.

IPA BEER

She played football all through high school and actually enjoys hiking on the weekends. She's~ low maintenance~ and proud of it. Her Tinder bio tells” one of the guys “.

VODKA CRANBERRY

She guesses college was the best hour of their own lives( and she's probably right ). This was the first beverage she ever had and she stuck to it. She owns seven different silver Alex& Ani bracelets.

COORS LIGHT

She was in a sorority in college and 5 years later, she still lives with her sorority sisters. She hashtags every picture # sisterhood. There's a beer in every other one of her Instagram paintings. She owns an American flag bikini.

GIN MARTINI

She has a hoop nose ring and wore high-waisted jeans before everybody else did. She did a year of AmeriCorps after college.

old-fashioned

She sews her own gasps and proudly owns a 4-year old iPhone. She cuts her own hair, waxes her own eyebrows and doesn't bother with shaving her legs.

cosmopolitan

Definitely wants to be Carrie Bradshaw. Definitely started drinking because Carrie Bradshaw did. Definitely writes just as tritely as Carrie Bradshaw did.

margarita

Lives in her bikini. Believes Taco Tuesday is a religious experience.

red wine

Starts a Bachelor fantasy league every season. Has bought SugarBear vitamins at least twice. Leaves Yelp reviews for everything.

champagne

Moved to New York after college. Tells she lives in Williamsburg but actually lives in Bushwick. Watches Gossip Girl when she's feeling down.

moscow mule

Has a Pinterest board for her future wedding even though she's not even in a relationship. Wears flower crowns once a month.

long island iced tea

Got her first fake I.D. at 15 and hasn't stopped drinking since. Still gets spray tans. Snapchats every moment of a concert.

bloody mary

Wears Birkenstocks every day. Married young but is somehow still cool. The only make-up she owns is mascara.

gin and tonic

The Cure is her favorite band and she definitely thinks that builds her cooler than you. Has worn the same watch for three years. Shouts when she talks.

sex on the beach

Just likes the looks she gets when she orders this.

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